Clint Eastwood, the de-facto “greatest generation” director has set his next “old guy can still do it better than young people” movie for 2023.
The famous writer/director has made a name for himself over the last 20(0) years as giving old people the false confidence that they can still contribute to the cowboy society. His films are the Boomer equivalent to an MCU film for millenials or TikTok-star film for Gen Zer’s. Take a look at what the director has to say:
“Grrrrrrrr. RRRRRRRRRRRR. Hurts to walk. Hurts to pee. But I can still smuggle drugs across the Mexican border better than those young puss*es.”
It’s unclear what he will do incredibly well for his age but the set will probably look just like the Arizonan desert.
Only time will tell who will win in the end: father time or Clint Eastwood’s self-restraint on not saying slurs.
What do you think of this made-up film? Would you want to see it? Don’t get your hopes up because it isn’t real.
Read the reason why it’s fake here.